Style-conscious Patient Mugs

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Surgery up here is free!"

New Shoes.

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."