Style-conscious Meditator Mugs

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

Stressed over time management

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Why am I running?

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'