Trendy Patient Mugs

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Hoxton map.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"What's trending?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Back To School Supplies.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

How very Balham!

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

New-Age junk diet.