Studying Surveillance Gifts

'He's under constant surveillance.'

The Anti-Agent

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

CCTV in church.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

The Modern Godot

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Spy Satellite

Super-ego Surveillance