Studying Communism Pillows

Leonid Brezhnev

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Like Voting for Goebbels

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Alexei Kosygin

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Russian and Chinese Alliance.

Stalin.

'Tsk. The modern media is obsessed with sex and violence.'

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

'I think we've created a yob culture!'

Red Army

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Misanthropology.'

Lenin closet

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

Poverty in Tourist Attractions

Mao Tse-tung

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company

Out of Touch

'Consumer Society'

Camp Punishments - Drumming a Coward out of the Ranks

Alexander Dubcek

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'