Communism Pillows

Bearded Leftie.

Lenin closet

Alexander Dubcek

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Made in China

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'It's about time!'