Communism Enthusiasts Pillows

Alexei Kosygin

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

China proposes changing constitution

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

If life is a river, what are we doing up here on top of the mountain?

Gary Johnson

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

Celestial reading lamp.

Stalin.

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

Leonid Brezhnev

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

Lenin closet

"Well, your holiness, I think that's very unfair. . ."

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

'The first step in the meaning of life is cash only...'

Capitalism

"Hmm... sounds like a Communist plot to me."

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

"Wait - we can vote?"

Congress Pumping Up Small Business

Alexander Dubcek