Soviet Union Studies Pillows

Alexei Kosygin

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Turkish Democracy

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Equal Time for All Christians

The Big Bang

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

The lady's not for turning.

Putin's New History

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

Euro's Guardian Angela. . .performing the economic Merkel.

Ted Kennedy

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

When the feds combine offices: US department of commerce & immigration...importing, exporting, deporting

Gorbachev Adds An Unscheduled Stop To His Itinerary"I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have your new book in stock, and I don't know when we'll get it."

Federal grant money hooks state and local governments.

Gladstone.

Stalin.

Russian and Chinese Alliance.

"Where is everybody going?"

Putin and Medvedev Scratching each other's back

Leonid Brezhnev

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

Making the Police State Work For Us

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

Planning Department.

'Abraham Lincoln Inviting the Southern Leaders to Take their Place at the National Table