Soviet History Pillows

Putin's New History

Czarcasm

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Pie Filling Reader

Litterary Dogs.

"How is it in Russia?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Glasnost

Stephen King

Alexei Kosygin

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Charles Darwin Visits a Publisher. "Past performance is not a Guarantee of Future Results" --- It's a nice book, Mister Darwin, but the title is too long.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Alexander Pushkin.

Putin still has 54% of votes

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Reader's Block.

Nikolay Chernyshevsky

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Whack the author.

Anton Chekhov

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

I had hoped for a better turnout. Meet the author.

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."