Soviet History Pillows

Putin's New History

Czarcasm

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Pie Filling Reader

Litterary Dogs.

"How is it in Russia?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Glasnost

Alexander Pushkin.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Alexei Kosygin

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Putin still has 54% of votes

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

Nikolay Chernyshevsky

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Whack the author.

"My latest book is for three-to-five-year-olds, but I like to think there's something in it for everyone."

Anton Chekhov

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Gorbachev Adds An Unscheduled Stop To His Itinerary"I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have your new book in stock, and I don't know when we'll get it."