Soviet History Fan Pillows

Georgy Malenkov

Czarcasm

The unknown war poet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

The Race to Ukraine

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Count Von Moltke.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Is it organic?'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Russian Snail

Ivan Krylov

The Jumping Tank

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

At the Lost Gods Home

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

"I am Peter the Great and I want Alaska back."

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"That isn't allowed either."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

God and the Devil play poker