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War artists.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Recording Studio

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

Cull anyone who says "at the end of the day" or "To cut a long story short" more than once in a conversation.

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

War Games

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

"It doesn't say you can't install them on the roof."

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'Was the flash too bright?'