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War artists.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Recording Studio

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Hey, who moved my easel?

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

Cull anyone who says "at the end of the day" or "To cut a long story short" more than once in a conversation.

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Noisy Artist's Model.

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

War Games

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

"It doesn't say you can't install them on the roof."

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

Animation Studio. The actors do vocal warm-up exercises before recording their lines while watching the scene. Loose lips sync clips!

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

Sadie, are you watching the Olympics? The Olympics are dead to me. The year was 1980. I had spent 50 years training for my moment in the sun. I'd sacrificed friends, family, wealth. I had become a tenth-level Scrabble Grand Master. To make it onto the team, I mercilessly destroyed every opponent that crossed my path, including one Rosalynn Carter. To this day, gullible people still believe we boycotted the Olympics because of some silly Soviet invasion. Randy, you watching the Olympics?