Studio Living T-Shirts

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Living together, couple in love.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'