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"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

Studio in December

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Living together, couple in love.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'