Student Speedster Gifts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Table tennis.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Graduate

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol