Student Loan Skeptic Mugs

"It's all a scam! If we get a job after college, we'll have to pay off a big student loan debt and pay taxes."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Gone for Broke College

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

Graduate Job Openings

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

You Can't Have a Drink at Age 17 But a Bank Will Lend You $57,000 in Student Loans You'll Never Be Able to Escape

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

"There's a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called corporate banking."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory