Student Loan Advocacy Mugs

The Shell Game

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

Graduate Job Openings

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."