Strumming Spirituals Pillows

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Blues artis's daily list

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Air Sitar.

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Music from the moon.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Guitar emergency.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

In Case of Emergency

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

Torah reading on the subway.

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."

All's well that ends well