Strumming Spirituals Prints

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Blues artis's daily list

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Air Sitar.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Music from the moon.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Avoid hungry bears."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

Guitar emergency.

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Confessions on a plane.

In Case of Emergency

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

Torah reading on the subway.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."