Struggling Songbird T-Shirts

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Busking during a pandemic

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Trumpet and birds

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Because they don't know the words.'

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"