Songbird Caretaker T-Shirts

"Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A woman playing a keyboard

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Busking during a pandemic

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Festive squad

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Trumpet and birds

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Musician

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Freedom of the Press

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

Guitarist.