Songbird Sympathizer T-Shirts

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Busking during a pandemic

Festive squad

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Button up your overcoat.

Celine Dion

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Trumpet and birds

Freedom of the Press

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Musician

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"