Songbird Storyteller T-Shirts

'I don't trust men! It's always the same: you sing love songs in May and you leave me in September!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Busking during a pandemic

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Festive squad

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Freedom of the Press

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Memories Of Lauren Bacall