Songbird Storyteller Gifts

'I don't trust men! It's always the same: you sing love songs in May and you leave me in September!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Festive squad

Busking during a pandemic

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Celine Dion

Button up your overcoat.

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Freedom of the Press

Trumpet and birds

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."