Struggle Surfers T-Shirts

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Surfing the daily stress

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Run, Mike, Run!

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Gracebook.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

The End of the Internet

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"Surf's Up."

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Looking For Love.

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Man Juggling Problems

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.