Skeptical Surfers T-Shirts

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Run, Mike, Run!

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

The End of the Internet

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Surfin' Ahab.

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

On A Polluted Beach

Annoying things about the beach.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

"He can't roll over, he sheds too much, he can't fetch. How can he be the Messiah?"

Fruitcake

'I've been retired a month and I already hate the game.'

"Mind if we play through?"

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'

'Oh dear, and I can't even swim! Help! What shall I do?'

'It's worse than dudes, Kemosabe - it's surfer dudes'

To Doctor Goggle and Nurse Alexa. . . 'Thanks for Nothing!'