Strong-person Syndrome T-Shirts

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

Jarvis Cocker

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Caber

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Always look on the bright side.

Weigh station

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

Always right.

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

Man Lifting Up Car.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

World's strongest man competition.

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Come out from under the Bed and Rule like the Thug You Said You Were

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

'How was your date with the tattooed lady?'