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'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'The grudge match.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Painter's Duel.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

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'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Parents compare buggies

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

Umbrella fight.

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

"Get me the coast.

"Believe me, with the Equalizer, here, you'll never take any crap from an S.U.V. again."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

A man pushing a pram

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."