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'Her dad owns the local barbershop.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Dance.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)