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'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Lord of the Strings.

Violinist.

Double Bass.

Violin

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Cat and mouse

The violin lesson

Niccolo Paganini

Cellists do it an octave lower

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

Golden Violinist

Violinist

The world wept for his vibrato

Violinist

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Cello Auditions

Musician with eyepatch

Bad Violinist.

My other violin is a Stradivari

Steve Morse

No Bruch!

Playing violin.

Girl with cello

Violinist's family begging while he plays.

Playing the Puppet Strings

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

'It sounds as if the strings are still in the cat!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani