Striker Devotee T-Shirts

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

You had me at vintage.

Star Wars Audience

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

French Early Bird

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Goal

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Ball and Chain

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Big match day.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Football Tattoo.

Connor Wickham

'I'm having what he's having.'

I love Kung Fu.