Biker Devotee T-Shirts

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Cat and Dog Bike

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Baby in Bike Basket

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist