Motorcycle Devotee T-Shirts

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'