Stretch Pants Aficionado Pillows

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Great tights!"

Happy Brithday

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Office Safety.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Wrong end of extension cord.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

'How's your pilates class doing?'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Santa Yoga

When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach!

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.