Stress Weight Loss Veteran Gifts

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

To do before Saturday...

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

Danger Slow Sand.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Took On Too Much