Stress Vanquishers Pillows

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon