Stress Destroyer Pillows

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Took On Too Much

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Studio in December

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Try not to worry.