Stress Denier Pillows

"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"You calm down."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

Covid-19 Caution

Neverending Task.

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Falling profits.

Exercising in Confinement

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

"You have to learn to live in the now. Maybe next week – our time is up."

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."