Stress Denier Gifts

"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You calm down."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

Covid-19 Caution

Neverending Task.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

Exercising in Confinement

Falling profits.

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

"You have to learn to live in the now. Maybe next week – our time is up."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."