Stress Evader Gifts

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'Monica, you're always such an island of calm in the company. How do you do it?' 'Well, the economy helps some with that.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Fight or Flight

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I feel your pain."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Danger Slow Sand.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."