Stress Buster Enthusiast Pillows

'We only hire people who are willing to take on more than they can handle.'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Heaven help the poor customer today. Finley quit smoking the morning!'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Book on 'How to Handle Market Stress' being thrown out of a window.

'Get rid of your aggressions, punch me for 25cents.'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

"I've found that primal screaming relieves my stress. . . although I probably shouldn't have done it in front of my second graders."

He was having his usual good time on Monday morning.

Time Clock.

'Unwind? No thanks...when I get home, Helen will just wind me back up again.'

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

"Another dull, boring day at work...except for the moment when Bob's head blew up from stress."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

In the Fever Cubicle

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon this morning?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Try thinking about something else."