Stress Relief Aficionado Pillows

Office joker

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I feel your pain."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"