Stress Vanquishers T-Shirts

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

In and Out Tray

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Stressed over time management

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.