Stress Avoider T-Shirts

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

You've been late to work two days in a row. Overslept again. I'm taking Slumberesta for my insomnia. Doctor's orders. Your doctor didn't order you to be late for work! Easy. Can't deal with stress. Doctor's orders. Your insurance cover maulings?

'Aw, don't mind me - I'm just a little wound up right now.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

"I feel your pain."

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Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance