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'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'Hard day at work, dear?'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

Studio in December

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Try not to worry.

Hell's Angels

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'