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It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Surfing the daily stress

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Fight or Flight

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Cat in a flap

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Nervous Oral Testing