Stress-free Givers Pillows

"We're all burnt out, so this year we just got everyone gift cards."

On holiday.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

It's the thought that counts!

'No sweat shop'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

The gift of a family Christmas

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Cats and Gift Bags

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Pushy Cashpoint

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'