Stress Busting Comic Fan Gifts

"We're downsizing again. Luckily for you, you're safe. Luckily for me, you can do what Johnson and Simmons used to do!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Early photobombing

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Heroes.

The prying mantis,

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Bless You."