Stress Buster Trio Gifts

'If you must worry,don't worry out loud. It's wasting my time.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

In and Out Tray

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"