Stress Awareness Enthusiast Pillows

School: How stressed were you today.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Mind-Fullness

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Why am I running?

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

"Exercise? Does climbing the walls count?"

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Board Meeting

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Death from Overwork.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."