Stress Awareness Enthusiast Pillows

School: How stressed were you today.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Mind-Fullness

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Why am I running?

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Monday around 9PM.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

'You need some stress.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

In the Fever Cubicle

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Board Meeting

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

Death from Overwork.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'You're very tense today.'