Streisand Superfan Pillows

"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Pete Sampras

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Megan Anna Rapinoe

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

Tennis corruption

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Madonna

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Justice for a heckler.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

The keen cricket fan

Missing You#2

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

Men's Parallel Bars

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

The Jimi Hendrix tennis camp for girls

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"