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'It used to be that I'd sniff out drugs on the job and leave it at that, but then they started to call me...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Skater dude.

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Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Boys asking a barrister for directions

"This may be past it's use-by date."

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

Waving to a 'don't walk' sign

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'That Rolex you sold me was a fake.'

Don't panic, casually cross the street...calm down, they're just kids,Christ, that one's huge!

"Money? No Mister. . . I just wanted to known when the bus is coming."